Miami Recap: Malon The Mermaid

Greetings! Happy Sunday! MS. Slim Shady here, Malon’s alter ego and energy protecter is present. I’m here to speak on behalf of Malon because she’s gone. I told her to take a break and don’t come back for a long time! Malon decided to go to Miami because of a thought that she had. However, prior to Malon’s trip, she wasn’t feeling well AT ALL. Malon hasn’t been feeling like herself in years. When she created me, it was around this time 5 years ago. How could I forget? I changed her life and the way people saw her. At first Malon was scared, so she would hide me by wearing hats and her African scarfs but I am too powerful to remain hidden. Every now and then, Malon would let the wrong person in her head and they would kill me. This would leave Malon defenseless and powerless. Then I gotta wait anywhere between 45-90 days just to make a come back! I hate when they kill me. There’s a huge difference of killing the alter ego and putting it to rest or letting it die on its own. However when they killed me, I could not get over the pain Malon experienced because she wasn’t in a familiar environment. When we moved to LA, I was prepared to handle anything but Malon was not.

Now that I’M BACK! ITS GAME TIME BITCHES! I hope y’all got your game plan ready because this isn’t a come back. This is PERSONAL. As soon as Malon left LA she felt better but the damage that was done was hard to process. Malon couldn’t believe all that she went through in only one year. To be honest, I can’t believe it either. I was there for most of it but I haven’t been there through it all. I decided that I AM NOT GOING ANY FCKING WHERE! In my Nicki Minaj voice or should I say Nicki Malon? Maybe I should link up with Roman, then we could really have some FUN. So these folks better get used to me. As soon as Malon landed in Atlanta, the energy annoyed her. There was no way we were gonna stay there for much longer. We only came to bring me back to life. THATS IT.

Now that I’M BACK AND I’M BETTER! We went straight to the Airport to head to Miami. Atlanta doesn’t deserve to see Malon looking THIS DAMN good especially now that her braces are off too! I’ll never forget when I looked in the mirror and saw Malon was completely gone I got excited for her.

REVENGE NEVER TASTED SO SWEET! I’m back to finish the job Malon not able to do. She been through enough pain, sorrow, heart ache, fake ass friends, family problems, boy problems, work issues

I COULD GO ON! The point is she deserves to be HAPPY AND FREE. Excuse my French, but FUCK WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT! Malon let a lot of things get to her head. It was so bad that she even had scars in her head. Unhealed trauma has the potential to manifest into physical problems. Malon got hip problems, scars in her head, always outside in these streets (against her will), and people STILL TRY TO GIVE HER A HARD TIME! Well not anymore. If anyone messes with her, they have to deal with ME. Malon used to be afraid of my power until she was left defeated. Now she understands why she needs me. In fact, she remembered why she created me in the first place! It was always to protect herself because of how she wanted to elevate. I knew that there would be more people attacking her than she could prepare for. Again, Malon been through enough, I didn’t want her to experience those issues from childhood while on her road to success as an adult. So now I am here.

Slim Shady isn’t going anywhere and you can thank Miami for that. When I arrived, I got the royal treatment but lets be honest. We are what we attract. Yes, Malon may look different on the outside but on the inside, she is still the same person. Therefore a lot of internal changes need to be made in order for this to work. I know this and she knows this. That’s why we are working on it together. However the truth of the matter is this, many people aren’t deserving to know the true person Malon is. I think Malon is amazing, wonderful, beautiful, smart more than smart! She’s damn near a GENIUS and I am not just saying this! This is based on her genetic pool. She has so many skills and talents. Her artistry and creativity is UNMATCHED. A lot of these girls could never do what Malon does AND walk in her shoes. THEY CAN NEVER COMPARE! i’m here to remind these people that! Every time they look at me, they don’t see Malon. They don’t know who they’re looking at which is even better for me. No one knows what they’re dealing with and I love that for Malon. When I was in Miami, I had so much fun!

I’ve been living in LA all summer and for over a year now. Malon never had fun in LA this summer until she left. When she went to Vegas she had a great time! Then Miami was even better! Now here we are back in LA and I’m trying to figure out why we even here in the first place? But I know. During my time in Miami, Malon received a lot of love, motivation and inspiration from strangers. It was interesting because every one is a stranger to her in LA too but Miami was a different type of vibe.

When Malon got the opportunity to talk about her discomfort in LA, the Miami people didn’t stop her. Instead, the tried encouraging her to move there instead. As tempting as that is, Malon can’t do that yet.

Malon already agreed to a commitment that requires her to never come back and for me to takeover! That’s why it was so important for me to come back to life outside of LA. THEY KILLED ME BECAUSE THEY WERE SCARED OF MY POWER. I want them to try and kill me now but they can’t. Wanna know why? Cuz they don’t have access to how I was created therefore you hold no power or control over me. Something people in LA seem to really obsess over. In conclusion, Malon discovered deep down she really wants to be a Mermaid. While in Miami, she actually went in the ocean (something she didn’t do in the LA beaches). Every time the waves would slap me in the face, that was the universe cleansing Malon’s spirit. Luckily I didn’t get messed up from the water. I actually look even better with water. When Malon realized that, that set her heart on being a mermaid.

I WILL DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE MALON FEEL GOOD ABOUT HERSELF. I’m tired of people always trying to belittle, shrink or minimize her because of her own insecurities. Lets be honest, Malon knows her power and potential but trauma blocks the mind from taking action. So much is a result of trauma which includes inaction, dissociation, depression, fear of the unknown, DON’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! I understand why Malon has been holding herself back from reaching the stars but I cannot allow for her to do that to herself anymore. It leaves her injured and it leaves me OUT FOR DEAD. That isn’t safe for her. She needs me more than she ever thought. In fact, she is more at risk for danger and attacks without me than when I am present. Until Malon can build the strength to come out on her own and do this, I AM NOT GOING ANY WHERE. I hope y’all get ready for some ACTION. It’s about to go down. Malon arrived in LA, last night. She loved Miami so much that she didn’t want to leave. All the Haitians she came in contact with out there made her feel accepted without her even disclosing that she’s half Haitian. It was like they knew and just treated her accordingly which made her feel like she belonged in Miami and the non Haitians made her feel like a superstar. That was great for her EGO which is also me. Leaving Miami was so hard for Malon.

I reassured one day we will go back and Malon will be able to be the mermaid that she wants to be. Until that day comes, I’m here and I keeps saying I’m not going anywhere because I am not going anywhere for a VERYYYYYY long time. At least for another 5 years since we don’t know what Malon is up against… I’m giving myself a 5 year plan to remain in her life.

Once that’s over, than maybe we can see if she wants to come or who knows? Life may force her to come back or allow us to grow apart either way I am here to stay in LA, in place of Malon. They can’t get rid of me this time and I really don’t think they’re ready for me.

Let the games begin

P.S. We met a lot of girls with waist beads in Miami who had a way better vibe than the girls in LA.

Just saying!

Slim Shady