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Hey y’all I’m back! Before I start I want to say this disclaimer: In honor of Rahmatoullahy B Mahotiere birthday approaching in just 5 days, Malon is gone. Her mothers spirit and alter ego WE TAKING OVER one waist bead at a time. Anyways, life is great. Pussy still good. This pussy clean, this pussy squeaky and we just want to THANK GOD! That Malon is NOTHING like the rest of you whores.

See whore and HOE are 2 totally different things. A whore is a slutty woman who gives herself up to anything and anyone that smiles in her direction. A whore is someone who is thirsty FOR ATTENTION. Whores hate when women get attention naturally. Whores love when a man approaches them because they feel validated. They will have sex with a junkie if it whispered something “nice” to them

Hoes are different. We just have outrageous energy and we do whatever we WANT! We don’t care what people think about us because we don’t think about y’all at all. We too busy having outrageous ENERGY

For the attention and love from a man, a whore will do ANYTHING. She has no moral or standards when it comes to her vagina. She doesn’t care about standards because her pussy is worth pennies. These whores could NEVER be Malon. See the difference between being a HOE and being a whore is that deep down, men love HOES. Its the whores they don’t like but they got both of them confused.

This Thursday made me realize how grateful I am to be nothing like you whores. If I’m a hoe than so? We all know its because I have outrageous energy that is OUT OF THIS WORLD. These chickens COULD NEVER. They try very very very hard. Its going to take a lot more than my waist beads to get y’all back in order. I just got back from Vegas and despite how much I LOVE VEGAS, I hated it.

Not to mention, my now ex childhood friend Rose turned on me in the end like they always do. That’s why Malon’s mother: MAMA RAMA came over her so she don’t feel no type of way about it. The reality is, Malon circle is a DOT. Malon loves being in her feelings about being lonely but WHO CARES. We are building a life that these whores couldn’t imagine.

Their pussy don’t got that type of power! Right now we gotta stay FOCUSED. WE got this orphan book dropping very soon! Not the time to be all emotional. Speaking of emotions, why do people think insulting Malon by calling her homeless is gonna make her feel a way? Y’all don’t know DONT SH!T PHASE ME. Malon been homeless since her parents died over 25 years ago. She just finally started saying it out loud because what’s the point of hiding it? Homelessness was never as bad as it is now but this isn’t anything new.

When people try to use Malon’s parents being dead and her family being full of sh!t as a way to insult her I cant help but laugh at these whores. It’s funny because why would pain we already healed from effect me in this present day. You really think I’m mad about my parents being dead when I’m turning 30???? Which speaking of 30, I want to talk about something more important. F THESE WHORES!!!!

Malon’s mother told her that she has a husband for her right before moving out of Atlanta. Malon desperately wanted to know WHO? Who is this man and WHERE TF HE AT? The psychic told her “You will meet him when you are ready but you have to think BIG. You are thinking too small. THINK BIG.” Now at first I was confused by her statement but lets think about it. If my mother was alive and she saw the men I USED to be attracted to she would say “Daughter go hard or GO HOME”

There was a celebrity crush that I almost dated until I got slapped with a nice reality check. Don’t we love those? It was more like a spiritual slap to be honest. I don’t know about y’all but my spiritual support are some thugs. They do not play. Whenever they send me a message, they make SURE it hurts so I can receive it. I feel like I got beaten up by a spirit or attacked but afterwards I realized how necessary it was. The celebrity in question I guess we can say he’s 0 but that was around this time last year right before starting Film School which by the way, I’m going back to class today for Entertainment Marketing. WE LOVE LEARNING! I can tell my teacher all about my attempts to do media marketing for the WNBA while in Vegas. That was really why I was going. Malon was going to Vegas regardless but whores always wanna do what I do. When will these whores realize they will NEVER BE ME? Get on my level hoe. OH but you cant. You’re just a whore. Ever since it didn’t work out with Zero I started THINKING BIG. I knew that wasnt the husband my mom wanted for me

I still don’t know WHO exactly my husband will be just yet but I can guarantee he will be 100% MAN

Mama Rama thinks Malon can do so much better! These men were NEVER man enough for the woman she is which is probably why she acts masculine on purpose. ME personally, I think its all fun.

Growing up without my mother and father didn’t make me a weak woman. It made me stronger than MOST. I’m talking MOST men AND women. I didn’t realize until Rose tried to insult me with saying “Parents dead. 29 homeless and useless. You’re family don’t want you.” I’m like DAMN SIS, don’t ruin the book! What’s even more funny is ALL OF THAT IS TRUE! My family don’t want me because I am too good for them and I always have been! I am 29 but 30 about to HIT DIFFERENT.

Being homeless is no stranger to an orphan and who wants to get used? I’ll take useless for $1,000,000

In the end, this past week just proved to me what I already know. Malon needs to get over being lonely

YOUR HUSBAND IS ON THE WAY! He’s about to come and no one is allowed to go with Malon. One great thing that came out of this trip was having the pleasure to meet not 1 but 2 teachers. One who teaches High School kids and 1 teaches Fourth Graders. Both were nice gentlemen. One of them offered to give Malon’s book for their students to read. Malon was so happy she cried tears of joy! They also encouraged her to go back to teaching barbering. She’s considering but not sold yet. Who knew this would be the motivation to hurry up and finish this orphan book. My goal was to publish it.

I’m happy to say that I started back on the editing process of my orphan book. ITS COMING SOON. So far I’m on Chapter 7 with the editing. There’s a total of 16 chapters for Mama Rama of course. Her birthday is this Monday. I wonder how Malon will celebrate. We thought about going to New York.

Right now we are praying for a miracle if we want that to happen. All Malon knows is, she needs to get over riding solo. Its only temporary anyway! Instead we gotta be thankful for making it this far!

TODAY I WANT TO SAY I AM THANKFUL! THANKFUL FOR MY LIFE AND MY MOTHER FOR GIVING ME LIFE!

Malon is in school. Malon isn’t working for anyone. Malon is not having sex with some useless man. Malon is WINNING! BLING BLING! B!TCHES IS MAD! They about to be even more UPSET once this book drops because NO ONE will ever be able to use her trauma against her. WE WANT ALL THE SMOKE! Word to Matt Barnes which by the way, SIS knows EXACTLY who that man is. When I told her I met him, she got quiet and changed the subject. I assumed she didn’t know him but SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS. She was low-key envious. It didn’t occur to me until after I pondered on it. Imagine if she knew about NBA con and everything else that transpired from that. This summer has been THE BEST SUMMER EVER! No one has to know why but if you are reading this than its too late: L-O-L-O-THEY KNOW THEY KNOW. Malon has been doing a GREAT job of shutting TF up and only give information that isn’t THAT important

When you tell someone some relatively good or exciting news and they aren’t excited or happy Issa RED FLAG! But wait, not every “Congratulations” is genuine. From now on I’m keeping all the good news to me, myself and all my multiple personalities and egos. WE DONT LOVE THESE WHORES! WE STUNT ON EM!

P.S. If my words offend you, I don’t care. Don’t ever think you can hurt me with trauma I’m planning on selling. My life, once I drop this book will remain private until then INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT because we need the HATE and the love and support. We just don’t care about the haters. Onika Tanya Maraj said it best: MY tears have dried and I know NO weapon formed against me shall prosper and I truly believe that my Haters are my Motivators.

Young Mulaaaan baby! Shoutout to my haters sorry that you couldn’t phase me.

I’m out!

-Slim Shady